TRANSCRIPT:

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there’s no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don’t you dare!
Me: It’s a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!

[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it’s captioned with the text “Worth it”]

  • JolteonEnglish
    3·
    6 months ago

    TBH, the best thing about this is the Alt text of the photo.