Living in the what? Living in the what??

That’s nuts.

I am not reading through a whole Wikipedia article to see what the rest of it says. Someone please let me know

I’ve heard of being whipped but this is ridiculous!

Almost as horrifying as cordyceps. Instead of mushroom flavor, it’s the barnacle flavor that doesn’t outright kill the host. I had a hard time conceptualizing the wiki article, but found a cute stop motion video explaining it.

Ucking Dick sack