>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

    • PatMustard@feddit.ukEnglish
      481·
      9 months ago

      Do you go to the fantasy section in the library and shout “fake!” at all the books? It’s a greentext, nobody is assuming this story is real, detective!

      • AItoothbrushEnglish
        12·
        9 months ago

        If youre really lucky you find something based on truth but most of it is just for fun.