I cancelled plans once with the excuse that I had to take care of my grandmother.
I wiped her urn off with an anti bacterial wipe, and played videogames.
Still a better teammate than most random queues.
If any of my relatives ever read this, you have my full permission to do whatever stupid shit with my ashes you want, the stupider the better. Or if you want to dunk on or generally make a joke out of my passing, that’s encouraged too. It would be a nice send-off.
I would much rather people have a laugh, and some relief than the usual horrible process of grieving…
What’s ironic is it’s usually the type of people with your type of attitude that I miss and grieve for the most.
Has anyone tried baking with it? I’d make you into pie and let it in too long, so you get cremated twice.
As a matter of fact, yes. A few cultures have or do practice Endocannibalism as a death ritual.
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Fucking funny though. Not so much from his mums perspective, however.
If this was true, I bet his dad would’ve laughed.
Wonder if it’s a DOT requirement to have it labeled like that. Or so that people don’t steal your dad.
At the funeral home for my FiL talking about urns. We ask about the little ones they have. While doing their little pitch, the funeral director says that “they hold a spoonful of the- the-“ and one of my FiL’s children finishes “spoon full of dad”.
And now I can’t think about cremation without thinking about “spoon full of dad”.
Only a spoonful.
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