Will take trades? Deeds? First born? The dragon beanie baby, cuz that one was the coolest?

“No low-ball offers, I know what I got”

Shit I think I have one of those in storage at my parent’s house. Time to cash out, later peasants

Shit, I hope not! I recently saw a Princess Diana beanie baby in a bundle with a few others at my local Goodwill for $8.

It doesn’t even say if it contains polyvinyl chloride pellets or the post-talks-with-GreenPeace polyethylene, much less if it was made in China or Indonesia.

Should I even bother asking if the tag contains a space after the word “the” and before “Diana”?