Don’t use Firefox, use Lynx.
Better yet, boycott http etc entirely.
Gopher or die.
Why are you still using a backlit display? Pipe your terminal into a passive character LCD and go to bed when the sun goes down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsOaahWFfug
Alt-ASCIIart image for those already on a 20x4 display (modified to fit in a 20x4 display):
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║Debian GNU/Linux ║
║ttyACM0 Login: █ ║
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This is your life now.
Modern computing has revealed itself to be mostly unreasonable.
Go outside; potatoes need harvesting, the birds are eating your tomatoes, and the chickens haven’t been fed yet.
I think we definitely need to drop the browser in a trash can… But HTTP/1.1 should be salvageable just like JSON. Personally I feel the Java Applet was the USP of the browser. The JVM is the emulator!
You are making compelling arguments, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Newsletter? Surely you meant their BBS
I know this is a joke but this is oddly appealing to me.
It started as a joke, finished as a journal entry.