Can we please not give either of these douches attention?

“I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at work!” -Elon Musk

is this real or just a meme?

Bringing your meme bullshit issues to work and focusing on that instead of your job. Great work ethic Elon!

Absolutely not I am not rehabilitating Mark “Cambridge Analytica” Zuckerberg by calling him “Zuck”

I’m gonna need both of these guys to suffer irreparable brain damage.

I’ve seen Musk’s pictures from the beach. That man has not worked out once in his life. Nor did he ever work in his life.

Claims to not have time to work out

Works out at work

muskyboi genius strikes again

I’m really hoping for a fatality, maybe two. One might be enough if the survivor goes to prison for a long time.

But man, this bullshit about “I don’t have time to work out”, from the asshat who is shitposting all day every day? The guy whose companies only seem to do well when he’s too distracted to get involved and interfere in their operations? Who is he trying to fool? Who are the fools who are actually taken in by that bullshit?