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I just assumed this was how Italians did capital punishment.
You get a choice: Death by cheese, death by pasta, or death by marinara
Is death by pasta being hanged?
Nah, you’re whipped to death a cat o’ nine tails made of cooked spaghetti
Half cooked spaghetti would be more durable and effective.
Making Sheogorath proud.
It just works.
As much as this is tragic, I can’t help but think about that episode of TNG when Worf got hit by a falling barrel and nearly died.
https://media.tenor.com/XbPBguZizYkAAAAd/worf-the-next-generation.gif
He knew the risks.
I can’t even imagine what your last sight would be like
Dovahkin, on a nearby mountain top: “Uh oh! Overencumbered. Hmmm… I don’t think I need all these wheels of cheese now that I have 30 million health potions. Off you go!”
Meanwhile
Italian man: “I sure hope I don’t get crushed under the weight of thousands of falling cheese wheels, today.”
The fate of one of the many unnamed NPC residents of Townton
Mama mia.
“Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels in the corner market today?”
“Look. This is every cheese wheel in the game.”
“Townton is so beautiful this time of day.”
insane laugh
/haver
