Fight appeared to start when a worker objected to a pontoon boat preventing a larger river boat from docking, and was attacked by a group of white men
Police also appealed to the public for help in determining what had happened.
‘It appears to the untrained eye that this is a simple case of some white people fucking around and finding out but we need some white witnesses to tell us that it is all the black suspects fault.’
Damn man. Someone was beaten over the head with a folding chair?
rocking song starts playing
“Ba gawd! That’s the riverboat captain’s music!”
Should of been fucking hit a few more times. Tired of these racist fucks, wanna act like an ignorant piece of shit? Go live in the 1800s.
Fun fact: the folding chair was invented by an African American in the early 1900’s.
Let’s give Nathaniel Alexander some detail!
https://www.thoughtco.com/nathaniel-alexander-folding-chair-4074172
Patent 997,108, filed March 10, 1911, and granted July 4 the same year
He was probably sick of swinging full sized regular chairs at racist chucklefucks, so he got to work streamlining the swingin’.
“Live Every Chair and Swing” will now be the lyrics.
Swing low (or high) sweet chair, it hits, coming forth to stagger them down.
Bro walked up with the unblockable overhead
Thoughts and chairs.
They tried it in a big town and got their asses kicked.
Fucking lol. Imagine fucking your life up because you hate the way dark skinned people look or some shit.
You know to defend the white guys that were involved in this unfortunate incident, would be fucking stupid.
Here’s the best video linked to in the article:
