Dr. Noonian Soong, idiot savant.

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    6 months ago

    He chose to go with a slightly autistic positronic brain which can’t (or won’t) do contractions, over the previous model, which was too suave to the point of becoming sociopathic.

    Should’ve gone with smaller corrections, perhaps, but Data works quite well.

    Even when he’s malfunctioning.

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      6 months ago

      Alternatively: hmm, okay Lore was evil… What if I model the next one after a Vulcan personality, but don’t tell anyone so he develops an identity crisis lol

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    6 months ago

    It is a bit of a contradiction that he can’t use contractions. It’s a contraction contradiction. A contracdiction!

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      6 months ago

      If he can’t use contractions, what would happen if he tried to use a portmanteau?

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        Geordi would look at him confused for a sec, then Data would explain that he was using a portmanteau, he’d combined two unrelated words to create a third with a new meaning, that- and Geordi would cut him off because he knows what a portmanteau is, he’d just never heard Data do that and it was unexpected. This aside would lead to a revelation about the A plot of the episode. By technical space jargon, mashing two things together to create a new third they can technical space jargon and separate Riker from the alien he was boning that week.

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    6 months ago

    you think the Borg queen tempted Data with the pleasures of the flesh, but they actually had to cut the scenes where she was tempting him with the freedom to say “ain’t”… it was too powerful… too moving…

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    Wasn’t there an episode that establishes Lore was first, but hit an uncanny valley that people didn’t like? The response was to make Data more robotic including no contractions.

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    6 months ago

    Says a lot about the other androids, doesn’t it?