ATLANTA—The faces of top executives falling as they gauged the public’s apathy, sources reported the Coca-Cola Company was incredibly hurt Tuesday that the nation was not going to try the new soda flavor they worked so hard on. “Seriously, you’re not even going to taste it?” said CEO James Quincey, who stood in front…
“Spiced” Coke, fuck that noise.
God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.
Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.
I’d try it, but it’s double the price and half the size. I’m not paying 60 cents a can when I’m buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.
Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda
What have you done?
Like, what are we talking here, melange?
I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I’ve always loved ginger beer and cola.