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Finger [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

What's your favorite article from The Onion?

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What's your favorite article from The Onion?

Finger [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    Some older classics:

    https://www.theonion.com/u-s-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths-1819571445

    https://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-car-1819564540

    https://www.theonion.com/dna-evidence-frees-man-from-zoo-1819569243

    https://www.theonion.com/report-nations-gentrified-neighborhoods-threatened-by-1819569723

    https://www.theonion.com/stephon-marbury-embroils-celtics-big-3-in-elaborate-sha-1819570591

    https://www.theonion.com/mcdonalds-drops-hammurderer-character-from-advertising-1819566355

    More recent:

    https://www.theonion.com/teen-on-birthright-trip-hadn-t-expected-to-see-so-many-1824265633

    https://www.theonion.com/coffee-cultivation-merely-extends-the-system-of-coloni-1826427318

    https://www.theonion.com/melania-trump-stumbles-upon-dozens-of-husband-s-hauntin-1819579168

    • emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      2 years ago

      “Welcome to Starbucks, you fucking bourgeois pig,” said barista Alexandra Balvin, delivering the greeting in lockstep with 180,000 Starbucks workers across the nation who were suddenly sporting camouflage-printed aprons, hanging up Che Guevara posters, and writing “Imperialist Swine” or “AmeriKKKan” on customers’ coffee cups.

      I would totally go there to get coffee and abuse

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