SBF would still be on relatively lenient house arrest at his parent’s lovely Palo Alto home but he violated pretrial rules so many times (using forbidden encrypted communication channels, constantly giving interviews, manipulating witnesses) that he absolutely deserves being sent to jail. It’s an open question whether he’s been such a jackass out of some weird compulsion or as a desperate legal strategy. I guess we’ll find out at his trial.

I just have to say this somewhere. Very annoying that I learned about Sam Bankman-Fried and Sam Altman on like the same day. Always confusing me.

Lawyers for Maxwell, who was convicted of recruiting and grooming teenage girls for abuse by the late financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, said raw sewage seeped into her MDC cell. Her attorneys compared the “reprehensible and utterly inappropriate” conditions there to Hannibal Lecter’s incarceration…

he’s gonna have some weird nights

Sad that this country is proud of its “poor conditions” in prisons.