I welcome constructive critique of my theory on the classification of hummus as a smoothie
Do you condemn it?
putting tahinis on the beanis
In the club straight blunding it. And by “it” haha let’s just say my beanis
Wrong.
Smoothies are warm fruit hummus.
Wait, you drink your smoothies warm?
According to Wikipedia, the definition of a smoothie is
A smoothie is a beverage made by puréeing ingredients in a blender.
And I use a food processor to make my hummus so therefore hummus is not a smoothie.
This is an unnecessarily restrictive and deeply unserious definition of smoothie. Open your mind. Guacamole is an avocado smoothie even though I make it in a food processor.
Counterpoint: guacamole is a poison because I am allergic to avocados.
Drink the hummus then!
straight out of the pitcher or can I sip it slowly with a straw?
Either way…