The jeishas are coming for us.
Quick, someone get that woman a bedazzler!
Looks like you’re going to the Shadow Realm, Jimono
God that has to be so warm
That was my first thought. Perfect for winter. My wife would wear that shit all year round, no doubt.
You awake in a darkened room. Your wrists and ankles are secured to the heavy metal chair upon which you sit. You wrack your brain for answers as to how you got here but all you can remember is being tazed, and a white van.
A man, his face obscured by shadow approaches, and points the barrel of a gun to your face. He speaks in a gravelly voice:
“Jeans? Or Beans? Jeans… Or Beans…”
Alternatively, a fusion with the Canadian Tuxedo - the Canono.
That’s what we all wore in the 80s. It’s still ridiculous though.
Jimono sounds like a Michael Jackson lyric.
Ji-mo-nah! 🕺
Hmm, looks like she’s trying to fool us with a regular old jirt.
Denimono.
Oof…more like Jeanono
Very jylish.
