• Grangle1@lemm.ee
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        3 days ago

        Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.

        Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.

        Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.

        Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.

        Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.

        Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.

        • Iapar@feddit.de
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          3 days ago

          You have to buy amiibos to have a chance of finding one. Everybody knows that.

    • Altima NEO
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      3 days ago

      walking with a cane and rolling up to the gates and everything