@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can’t believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
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@Shitbird you are my new favourite poster please never stop.
I bow to the most superior bird on this site.
no no we are avian equals comrade.
:owl-wink:
“Your honor, this ANTIFA THUG was SENDING ME PIG PORNOGRAPHY! I demand 1 million dollars!” :pigpoop: :porky-scared:
dave please review i have more images:
:horsepoo-theory:
Amazing
:chefs-kiss:
:chavez-salute: we love our posters, don’t we folks :fidel-salute-big:
:stalin-heart:
I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.
My hero. I started doing this myself as well. And am literally the happiest I’ve ever been at work. Like I laugh at the person I was who would work his ass off for $8.00 an hour. Fuck that
Right? I don’t keep the surplus value of my labor so I should generate as little of it as possible.
I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.
HAHAH this is me at my current job - except they finally caught on after me literally doing nothing the past year except maybe a handful of emails a day. Now for the past month I’ve been doing like 2 hours of work a day and they’re in awe
“wow abc you’re knocking this out of the park, I have no complaints” - my supervisor at the last two mandatory weekly meetings we’ve had to review my weeks performance
:pain:
My plan thus far has been to finish the probationary period and hopefully line a job up in the meantime so upon them releasing me from micromanagement I can turn around and be like “yeah, so here’s my two weeks you fucks” since they too refuse to pay me more and even refused to subsidize A PORTION of a new computer desk despite the job being 95% wfh even prior to the pandemic
This is bringing the spirit of the old sub back and I’m all for it
If they sue you can I represent you in court?
are you a lwayer
No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn’t you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I’m working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be
-Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise
-Dave must post here daily
-Court appointed union for your former workplace
-One of those singing bass fish
okay this sounds good. can you insist you’re a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal?
That sounds very illegal.
yeah, probably.
It’s cause they’re scared of my raw power that they keep me out
you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.
I love boomers and threatening to take people to court. mmhmm you’re going to jail for being rude to me, mister.
It’s so fucking funny. Boomers wanted to complain about me growing weed, in my own fucking home, in a country where it is fully legal to do so. Fuck off and let me enjoy my plants.
:meow-cactus:
Lead poisoning is a helluva drug.
In South Africa I think it’s more asbestos shit. They were still using asbestos in construction in the 2000s…
Good lord.
