• SatyrSack@lemmy.oneEnglish
    5·
    16 days ago

    I would slap you if I didn’t know you were going to get your own planet when you die.

    • omawarisan@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      3·
      16 days ago

      But here’s the thing, Jack. My Brother-Dad, which is Mormon for “Dad”, has more money than he knows what to do with.

      • SatyrSack@lemmy.oneEnglish
        4·
        16 days ago

        Our opponent would like you to believe that Mitt Romney is a merman. Now, I know Mitt Romney does not live in the sea.

        A Mormon? Now, that’s crazy.

        • omawarisan@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          1·
          15 days ago

          Not too much has changed. There’s an iPod 3 and a Mitt Romney 4. They worked all the bugs out. He’s not killing hobos at night anymore.