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cannot destroy death star
How do you know? That reactor could be unstable enough that a bird strike could possibly blow it all up. And I mean a small ass waxwing would have no trouble flying down a 3 meter wide tube.
“Red 5, standing by.”
“Chirp chirp, chirp chirp!”
Is the waxwing even trying?
“Does not get mashed on fermented berries”.
I’ll have you know that when I was lost and low on fuel, I managed to land on an absolute shit hole of a backwater, barely a sentient being in sight, but those berries?
They got me home. Always fly X-Wing. Runs on anything.
I was gonna say, citation needed for that one
What, no Saddam Hussein?