what the fuck is this
LMAO THAT’S NOT FOOD THAT’S WHAT FOOD EATS 🤣🤣🤣 MY CHILDREN HAVE STOPPED CALLING 🤣🤣🤣
looks like beet greens / beet tops. I’ve heard they’re edible.
They tast like spinach! It’s a shame so many people throw them away.
They’re super tasty when they’re tiny. Baby beet greens are so good.
beet greens taste like beets but in leafy form. I intentionally grew beets last season for the leaves, when the leaves got big enough I would cut them to eat in my salad. Doing this the tuber stays small. OP’s pic is definitely not beet greens.
My pet tortoise would go nuts for this
It’s hibiscus sabdariffa.
http://keyserver.lucidcentral.org/weeds/data/media/Html/hibiscus_sabdariffa.htm
Sounds like socialism. Using big scientific words, like some educated agitator.
The stems make me want to say chard but the leaves are all wrong. Maybe some kind of heirloom?
You could try one of the plant ID apps.
Little tiny baby oak trees
Can’t die in your 40s of heart disease anymore.
Because woke
The virgin iceberg versus the Chad chard
Looks like your wife went to the Vietnamese grocer. Based.
Looks like roselle
Why would she. Buy this instead of a good American vegetable like iceberg lettuce
Sounds like she doesn’t neal at the alter of Olive garden. Big red flag tbh