Build your own cravings box - too big thinky
soft taco - get crunchy, coward
chalupa supreme - not that crunchy
cantina chicken bowl - doesnt look appetizing to me
cantina chicken soft taco - it’s like a 1:10 ratio of chicken to bullshit
cantina chicken burrito - I sleep
Vanilla creme limonada freeze - you don’t need the creme when it comes to lemon
Cheesy roll up - respect yourself
cheesy fiesta potatoes - it bothers me they use the word fiesta
Mexican pizza combo - you can get better value
mild sauce packet - grow up
reduced-fat sour cream - I know calorie nerds swear by it but I dislike it on principal
creamy jalapeno sauce - that’s a shit load of calories though holy SHIT
red sauce - respect yourself
Mexican pizza sauce - respect yourself
wild strawberry freeze - the word wild
cheesy toasted breakfast burrito bacon - weird naming convention and it’s mogged by sausage
Thank you
I just get 3 cheesy bean and rice burritos “hold the cheesy” and they’ve never objected. I usually pack myself a lunch anymore though because I don’t have that kinda eating out money and if I do I might as well go to a sit down place since it’s the same price anyway in 2024.