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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

This fucking guy

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This fucking guy

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Chump [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Wow he took a quirk of our brain’s text processing that I find fascinating… and made me hate the shit out of it

    • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]@hexbear.netBanned
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      He is Shidas. Everything he touches turns to shit.

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I’m Mr. Crapmeiser. I’m Number Two.

        I’m Mr Hard-to-flush. I’m Mr. Doodie-doo.

        Friends call me Shitposter, whenever I push, bites me back in the tush!

        I feel a rush.

  • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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    this man is really stuck in 2005

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I hope he posts about le bacon next!

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      "Guys, guys - here’s a spoiler about my French ‘particularly impressive or remarkable’ tweet I’m going post 1m before 12:01 am that’s gonna have a sea creature and an awesome breakfast food!’

  • neo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    the mental of a 17 year old

    • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      I wore a T-shirt in middle school that said “Big Richard” and at the bottom it said, “but my friends call me Dick”.

      I cringe every time I think about it. This man is 50 and proudly posting this shit

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    God he’s so fucking epic. All of you haters are cringe compared to based god emperor Elon.

    • BashfulBob [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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      People keep telling me right-wing comedy is dead and then I see this.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Reappropriating some lines from the Phantom Menace Rifftrax:

    “See my opinion is that the Jar Jar character Elon Musk isn’t inherently racist sophomoric as he is broadly offensive”

    ‘Really’

    “Yeah, he’s annoying in a more metaphysical sense.”

    ‘So what…he bugs your soul?’

    “Actually, yes”

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Just like textbook sexual harassment

  • HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ah yes, the adult joke section at Spencer’s Gifts. Timeless humor.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    50something acting like he’s 15. pathetic

    • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      his wealth and social media company amps up his midlife crisis to the level of performance art with a global reach

      i hope his brain is actually regressing from the K as he retreats deeper into fantasy and just unbirths himself

  • sloth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    epic meme lord troll thonk-cri

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    lol so randum *holds up spork*

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    Most desperate divorced absentee parent.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    If Elon Musk never got scratched he’d have so many custom made Soyjaks of him it’s unreal. Musk is peak Redditor.

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      It does bewilder me that the loss of my-hero 's reputation among most people was just about entirely self inflicted.

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    boss level divorce dad

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