Goddamit just let me buy my strike pads and PVC pipes in peace!

This situation can be avoided by buying your anti-diarrheals before you need them during a regular shopping day. They are very useful for hiking, and they should be in your arsenal already.

Luckily for that person, retail workers lost their ability to care long ago.

This is less embarrassing than getting carded for non-alcoholic beer. Yes, I am old enough to be an alcoholic, thanks.

Damn, I already posted my diarrhea meme elsewhere.

“Price check for diarrhea-b-gone”