- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
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Pee in bed. Great success
Don’t even think about it
Head empty, bladder also empty
can’t get out of bed because too scared of the ominous creature in the hallway
The dog probably needs to pee, too.
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Why is the bed getting warm?
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Literally my life with [email protected]. Not necessarily with the waking up part.
Body: Ok I’m almost done with filtering out all the salt from that trout you just ate.
Me: We’re outta water tho.
Body: The fuck you mean we’re out? Then get more dumbass. Go pee while you’re at it. And don’t eat salty stuff before bedtime.
