bc the Dems global warming policy is to drill a hole directly to hell and line it with box fans until you can cook an egg on the pavement in Saskatoon in december

Um actually drilling a hole directly to hell and lining it with sufficient box fans may lead to a data regurgitating mirror on the wall regurgitating an exciting new innovation that removes the box fans and fills up the hole with tech magic. Why are you being emotional about this? Are you a Luddite?