Real ID meets ID.me in an all new Meta-Me! You can now sign in an wait in line for the Meta-DMV and Meta-SocialServices. In the olden times there were petty systems like reserving a time and showing up, now we’ve done away with such nonsense, you can show up and wait in line to talk to our new MetAI-DMV specialist.
“I’m sorry, I don’t believe you have filled out the correct form, check our FAQ’s for further assistance, goodbye!”
Chat has ended
He ain’t the type. Bro just wants to run his ant farm in peace. He doesn’t even care if the land Meta sits on is America. He’s Metish first. American second.
He’s going to tip toe around every rule Trump needs and play nice until he doesn’t have to. He’s in full-on defense mode.
a cabinet level position in government?
Real ID meets ID.me in an all new Meta-Me! You can now sign in an wait in line for the Meta-DMV and Meta-SocialServices. In the olden times there were petty systems like reserving a time and showing up, now we’ve done away with such nonsense, you can show up and wait in line to talk to our new MetAI-DMV specialist.
“I’m sorry, I don’t believe you have filled out the correct form, check our FAQ’s for further assistance, goodbye!” Chat has ended
He ain’t the type. Bro just wants to run his ant farm in peace. He doesn’t even care if the land Meta sits on is America. He’s Metish first. American second.
He’s going to tip toe around every rule Trump needs and play nice until he doesn’t have to. He’s in full-on defense mode.