• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      The only shoplifting I see is the shops lifting their prices.

      more laconic, more punny

      EDIT :

      The only shoplifting I see is the shops lifting their prices arbitrarily

      variant keeping arbitrarily