• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    5 days ago

    sometimes I think God is just some dude playing a sim game then had to go afk to take a rancid shit and forgot to pause us.

  • Possibly linux
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    8 days ago

    God was like: “You know what would be funny? Geopolitics and a pandemic”

  • Omgboom
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    8 days ago

    I play a lot of CK2, but I probably play it differently than other people. I cheat extensively. I use console commands and sketchy cheat menu mod to create immortal demigods to rule the world. I get things setup and then use the “observe” console command and let the game play itself. I come back a few thousand years later and check in on my creations and see what horrors they have wrought. I like to think that’s kind of what God did.

  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    8 days ago

    God put the sim on >>> and went to take a shit. He’s been there watching SC2 replays for well over a divine hour and his legs are fully numb