I can’t do anything right. I tell ya, I get no respect.
Rodney Goonerfield
Hormone blockers, my friend. You’re gonna last the entire night, I promise (if you can even get an orgasm that is).

The hot new drug all the pros are taking.
Add in estradiol and progesterone and you’re going to drown in multiple whole-body-orgasms at the end of your gooning sessions.

The real pro gamer move.

i’ve been on hormones for six years in just about 10 days and i gotta say sometimes this isn’t true.
I go from “i’m never cumming, keep going though” to “i exploded before my hormone devastated dick could even wake up”
i am talking way too frankly and openly about this
it mostly comes down to random chance it seems
Gooning with a d20
Praying to RNGesus to get a nat 20 for your refractory period roll.
please god make me recover 100 times a sexy time
What I wrote isn’t really true for me either. I was just making fun of porn-brained perverts.

I didn’t have a choice when i was on sertraline. Born to nuttt forced to goon
[CW: drugs / opioid abuse]
Can’t bust on heroin, found that out the long and tedious way lmao
no more half measures walter
Johnson from peepshow jerking off in his office: “That was gooning, Mark. It’s supposed to take 3 hours, I did it in 5 minutes.”







