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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

heading down to the poop shop, anyone need anything?

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heading down to the poop shop, anyone need anything?

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 9 months ago
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    I miss the days when right-wing cranks actually put in the effort to make their own unhinged memes. Nowadays all the grifters have been replaced with AI.

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      deleted by creator

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      We still have Ben Garrison I guess, even if he’s lost his mojo.

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        beng lost the sauce? boohoo

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Can someone give me a ride to the sick shop, I need to die.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      just take the train

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        But it goes nowhere it’s confusing!

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          Don’t have a rainbow smart car? That’s what bicycles are for!

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      sicko-yes

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  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Union Hall

    porky-scared-flipped what??

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The train to nowhere

    It literally goes to RAINBOWLAND USA

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Has a soup kitchen and a hiking trail hell yeah

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The Train of Death and the Train to Nowhere. Are they supposed to be the same, or two different trains?

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      One is a high frequency commuter and the other is inter city

  • Josephine_Spiro [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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    Don’t need anything from the poop shop, but could you pick me up some free STD samples? Been coasting off my free samples from a few months ago, need new ones

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      gotchu homie

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        can I get a few bags of AIDS at the STD shop, or is the AIDS store the only game in town for orders of AIDS (fully blown)?

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          aids store is a wholesaler

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            the V in HIV stands for Volume

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    Don’t need anything from the poop shop, but if you see Larry, Gary, Barry and Terry say hi from me!

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    72 degrees, ew

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      The perfect temp for these cold winter days.

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        apparently it’s a gay temperature, sorry, i dont make these rules. i just know that bicycles and 72degrees are gay. y’know, the way cars are hetero. and guns.

        i dont even know what 72F is, but i can gather this much already. ah, 22C. that’s comfortable, and therefore unmanly and for women i guess. that must be it.

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          a lot of reasons to hate America but imperial units are pretty high up there

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      missed opportunity to display the temperature in celsius.

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    cishets aren’t persecuted, but they really should be

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    I’ve got a huge box that needs to go to recycling.

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    Oh yeah, this is over 14 years old now, isn’t it? Takes me back to the days of David Dees and people making their own deranged photoshop collages instead of letting some newfangled computer do it for them

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      Yeah, this is vintage derangement

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netM
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    “The sick shop” is just a portal to current day USA.

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    How did I nearly miss this post, have you gone yet? I need some poop please!

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I gotcha, how many poop?

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        Five poop please

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