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Will you be a good girl?
I always am
Good girl (pats head) now let’s get you a collar and tag so you look like somebody owns you.
Yes Sir
Here we go…
(fastens a black leather collar around your neck with a cute heart tag engraved with “Jade” in cursive font)
There we are, good girl (pats head), are you ready to do some tricks for me?
You want to be my pet?
Sure x
Let me get the leash and collar.
I’ll be waiting
@JadedJade do you come housetrained?
Yes I do
@JadedJade treat-trained and full of tricks?
Yes Sir
@JadedJade what’s your best trick?
I can make 8" disappear in any hole
@JadedJade well it’s a well known fact that pet dogs love to devour a juicy bones but how do you beg for yours?
I present and shake my tail sir
