UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square26linkfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 months agoBork! Bork! Bork-bork!
Bork! Bork! Bork-bork!