UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square26linkfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoHe would draw up a treaty for bed space then immediately break it and leave me sleeping on the floor.
He would draw up a treaty for bed space then immediately break it and leave me sleeping on the floor.