“I just gotta get out everything I needed to say, if I saw a leather sectional, there’s any price I would pay! These are my confessions! No need to worry about credit checks or money down, I’ll take your whole stock, you know I’m a political clown! These are my confessions…”

I don’t think JD Vance is going to care, he’s already receiving more off the only compensation he cares about by sucking up to MAGA and Project 2025. I’m curious what creative excuse they will come up with, since they won’t want to make JD Vance look bad when they ban it.