LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 days agoAnon hates condomlemmy.mlimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down121
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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105·edit-219 days agoWhy would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?
minus-squareNosavingthrow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·19 days agoI save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 days agohttps://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·19 days agothat link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 days agoWell the main gist is vidible form the link itself
minus-squareWho knew?@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 days agoidk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you’d never know.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·18 days agomemes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoThat’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?
minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoYup. I also love him smoking that cigar
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoI need to rewatch that movie
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·19 days agoLook at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·19 days agoSave it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 days agothis might be of interest to you.
minus-squareTwig@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·19 days ago“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
minus-squareLad@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·19 days agoSemen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back
Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?
I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
Well the main gist is vidible form the link itself
idk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you’d never know.
memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
Well sorry
That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?
Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar
I need to rewatch that movie
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.
Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.
this might be of interest to you.
“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back
LMAO