Because of WOKE 
where did you lose it at? you better go find it.
Not sure if I knew it wouldn’t be lost
well someone could take it. Or worse, if it fell on the floor someone walking by might trip on it.
Oh no my butt is a hazard
shakes hands w danger
Hello sir, is your butt running? Well you better stop farting!
My butt is running because of woke

did you look under the couch?
under the couch

Hey that’s not my butt that’s Vice President of the United States of America J.D. Pants
THEY TOOK MY ASS. I CANT SHIT!

Butt redistribution system in full effects.
Truss the plan

I pulled myself up by my buttstraps
This sounds like the beginning of a Chuck Tingle novel
Pounded in My Butt by My Stolen Butt
Is this your butt

No that’s my neighbor’s butt
Oh I’m sorry for them then, i just called the Dog Catcher and he ran by just now with a net on the end of a really long stick. Will be in for a stinky surprise









