• quindraco@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    What has? The article literally never explains what the fuck it’s talking about. I would assume it’s not referring to the common English definition of turning on cruise control.

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      1 year ago

      Context, dude. No one but you interpreted that headline to mean enabling cruise control

      • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I could be wrong, but I think his allusion went over your head… where I’m from, cruising often means driving around looking for guys to bang.

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              1 year ago

              If you’re referring to your magnum dong, congrats. If your referring to my magnum dong, we might have different definitions of the word, ‘magnum’. Anyways, can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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                1 year ago

                Look, you can’t just go around scattering magnum condoms on the floor if you don’t have a magnum dong. She’ll end up disappointed and you’ll have to D.E.N.N.I.S your way out of it.

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        1 year ago

        How illiterate can you be? I specifically said I didn’t interpret it to mwan that.

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      1 year ago

      I am American; my first language is English.

      I would never define “cruising” as “turning on cruise control”.

      “Cruising around in my beamer” does not mean that I turned on cruise control in a BMW…