Lemmy.zip
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon meets a girl at uni

sh.itjust.works

message-square
37
link
fedilink
799

Anon meets a girl at uni

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
message-square
37
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    137
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    She’s definitely going to harvest his organs

    • Rakonat@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      2 years ago

      Ah, probably wasn’t using most of them anyways.

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      2 years ago

      They probably aren’t worth much to much cholesterol

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        2 years ago

        Still delicious though

        • intensely_human@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 years ago

          I can’t believe it’s not butter!

    • kromem@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 years ago

      No, just harvest his green card.

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    115
    arrow-down
    5
    ·
    2 years ago

    A friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      24
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      2 years ago

      Alternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      arrow-down
      23
      ·
      2 years ago

      Princess is totally going to maul someone someday.

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        13
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        2 years ago

        Princess only mauls ironically.

      • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        arrow-down
        6
        ·
        2 years ago

        And why do you think that?

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          arrow-down
          9
          ·
          2 years ago

          pitbull

          • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            6
            arrow-down
            6
            ·
            2 years ago

            https://www.thedodo.com/dodowell/pit-bull-myths

            • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              6
              arrow-down
              10
              ·
              2 years ago

              Yawn. Not interested in pibble propaganda.

              • jose1324@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                5
                arrow-down
                5
                ·
                2 years ago

                🤡

                • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  5
                  arrow-down
                  7
                  ·
                  2 years ago

                  Yes, that’s what pibble mommies look like

  • Codex@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    85
    ·
    2 years ago

    about to correct her as she’s giggling

    Anon saved from himself by being so slow

    • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      2 years ago

      That was a close one. He almost mansplained animals.

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    84
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!

    (or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      39
      ·
      2 years ago

      the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform

      Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then

      • slaacaa@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        19
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle

        Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 years ago

          Uose stick to hit drone out of sky, comrade!

      • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 years ago

        Every other soldier gets a uniform. When that soldier dies, the naked ones can take their uniforms from the corpse.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      2 years ago

      Not again!

      • Legendsofanus@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        2 years ago

        Atleast it’s not Tamriel this time

    • Furball@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 years ago

      And feeling a wee bit lighter

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    45
    ·
    2 years ago

    What’s with the play button in the middle?

    • corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      78
      ·
      2 years ago

      naked greentexts proved unpopular, they now all feature subway surfers gameplay

      • metaStatic@kbin.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        2 years ago

        it’s the only thing that makes anything bearable.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      In case you like videos better

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      2 years ago

      It’s a screen cap from tiktok.

    • owatnext@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 years ago

      It made me feel like I had a floaty in my eye I couldn’t get rid of.

    • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      I’m not seeing any play button?

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        17
        ·
        2 years ago

        • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          2 years ago

          Oh shit I must be blind

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          2 years ago

          Is this a screencap of a tiktok of a greentext?

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 89 users / day
  • 2.1K users / week
  • 5.64K users / month
  • 15.7K users / 6 months
  • 280 local subscribers
  • 7.19K subscribers
  • 1.61K Posts
  • 74.9K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.13
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org