Did you unwrap a present early? Maybe wrapped your lips around something else, instead? Share how you were naughty this week with your Lemmy friends :-)
My wife has lost a lot of weight, about 60 pounds/27kg, and her clothes don’t fit anymore.
I’ve been having a great time finding things for her to wear. She is open to wearing most anything, and it’s like having a full-size doll to dress.
I’ve always liked thigh high stockings and socks, and I’ve bought her a few sets that look amazing on her. Which led to me getting her a garter belt. And some lacy nightgowns. And more thigh highs. The question I have for myself now is… do I buy her a collar?
The one really naughty thing we did this week was a little CNC. This is hard for me to do, I’m not comfortable forcing myself on anyone, but I’ve been trying to provide. Yesterday afternoon when I got home I texted her the safe word, and then burst into the house and dragged her to bed. She giggled and squealed like someone who is on a roller coaster so I think I have done it right.
I haven’t been on here for quite some time. In short - I was made redundant at my job and was very quickly shitting myself (I literally got myself a house a month ago and I’ve got myself a mortgage) and going job-hunting. I had an interview last week, so I’m hoping that has gone well and I get an offer soon.
So up until now, no naughty fun. In fact, quite the opposite.
On Sunday I went out on a date with a lady I met off Hinge. We seemed to have conversational chatter with our voice notes, so I figured it would be good to meet her in person.
She was quite shy and didn’t really do much talking (I’m sure I chatted both our ears off) outside of other opportune moments where she seemed really excited. She also told me (both on the date and in voicenotes up to the date) that it takes her a long time to warm up to people. For reference, she is divorced and her ex basically emotionally abused her as well as quite literally had an affair for half their marriage as well as had a kid with another woman while forcing my date to be on the pill (at the time she really wanted kids). So yeah, scumbag and I’m not surprised she was shy.
HOWEVER! She has agreed to another date with some Egyptian VR thing as the date in the new year, and we’ve even agreed to try and meet up before the new year as a dinner date. So that was really nice!
The one thing I am kicking myself over is that I didn’t kiss her. Two reasons:
- She did say she took some time to warm up. She seemed to really like me, but I didn’t want to risk overstepping my boundaries.
- She was quite literally coughing throughout the date. She wasn’t feeling well, but still turned up (I mean, that’s got to count for brownie points, right?)
I do hope we get a date soon so I can get the opportunity to kiss her though. We seem to have so much in common and she’s just such a delight, not to mention she doesn’t deserve even half the shit she’s received with her shitty ex. It would be nice to see the relationship progress :)
I ran into an old friend over the weekend while Christmas shopping. We ended up going down on each other, he came in my mouth. That was the first time I ever let a guy cum in my mouth. Now I have a new FWB! I wrote up the whole story on /c/stories_gonewild
/c/stories_gonewild
I just read it. What a hot story, I’m glad you have made a new FWB, and I hope we get to hear more as you get more chances to spend time with him :-)
Maybe I should write up some longer stories of my own adventures for that community. It’s been mostly MM these days though, and I don’t know if that’s of interest.
Yes, yes you should 😋
So should you!
My lips wrapped around something. For some reason, deepthroating just settled in my mind this week. I’ve been planning for months to get a realistic sized human dildo with a suction cup, and finally got around to doing it. I was pleasantly surprised to get the 6" all the way in pretty swiftly. Technique will have to be worked on, but enthusiasm makes up for deficits, aye?
Then the next random thought drifted along: if I can take the realistic, what about something bigger? So I pulled out the ole bad dragon I have laying around (a medium chance, to clarify), and went a little bit farther than I normally do when playing with it orally. There’s definitely a little resistance as I get it into the pharynx, and I can control the gagging up to that point. I can’t get it much farther though. Angles and a little pushing and lots of spit don’t seem to overcome a barrier of some kind. I’m a little disappointed. I once was told by a dental surgeon that I had a narrow airway, so I wonder if I’ll ever be able to swallow the damn thing. I really, really want the visual and feel of my throat bulging, and I’ve only got my lips to the medial ring, so there are several more inches to go.
