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Ive always called it ‘ninja bailing’ and it’s one of the few things I do that I don’t regret. Most of the time my friends are drunk enough to not even notice or remember that I left.

If you don’t go to parties, you can save even more

When my band plays we get mobbed afterwards with people wanting to talk to us, buy us drinks, etc. I usually stick around for about half an hour then ghost out, disappear, and go home. I’m single, but not interested in dating, and it always makes the other guys in the band laugh at how that drives the ladies crazy. And some of the men too lol.

Hahaha. The key has always been to head for the door thirty minutes before you actually wanted to leave.

how many parties do you need to go to to save up that much now, lol

That only makes sense if I leave my one party per year two days early.