The cats must be harvesting the Earth’s rotational energy!
Earth was designed by mice as experiment. Now it makes sense why cats and mice hate each other!
What’s 6 times 9?
4213 That is 5410 e.i. 1101102
“I may be a sorry case, but I don’t write jokes in base 13.”
POV: Earthlings reaching the “find out” phase of climate change
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finally, global warming is not our biggest problem
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I wouldn’t go very far, I’m surrounded by hills.
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i think everything would collapse toward the core if it all stopped spinning… it would all crunch down to a much tighter, very spherical ball, because the spin is throwing everything outward, in addition to distorting the shape into an oblate form…
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did you report it?
Can’t wait to float into space.
is this the day the earth stood still?
Guess there’s nothing to do but melt with you
Well, time to move to Mars.
Okay but have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? Always works 7 out of 10 times.
Sounds like Joshua is in the Valley of Aijalon again.
This isn’t news to me
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