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betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

Less Poop on you Pig Balls. Less black mold in your future. Fewer twitter posts on your front page.

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Less Poop on you Pig Balls. Less black mold in your future. Fewer twitter posts on your front page.

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betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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    So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

    Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says “=32 rolls” on the package like mfer I can count

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      The toilet paper math is one of those things I think “when I’m emperor these liars will be punished,” before going back to my sad existence as some guy

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      If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product “math” and billboards.

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        No me

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      Probably because they’re equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we’ve evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper

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        it’s not even sandpaper it’s like fairy floss. It dissolves when it touches moisture

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        Single ply toilet paper is a hate crime.

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