Some Inception-looking shit.

Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush 😏.

“Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!”

Nice. I’ll have to remember that retort!

Sorry, my bad.

hulk titties

like the taste of their feet.

They’re just sniffing that spice melange.

Reindeer’s are golden in summer but turn deep blue in winter

Gold and blue?
My dude, those eyes are black and white. 😏

Sh’yeah-ron. The way Wayne from Wayne’s World would have said it. 😏

The emojis are also like your mom

Its laughing so hard you died.

These emojis are large.

Lmao. This line got me by the bubu more than the screengrab did.

You mean like this?

Or like this?

They were under a lot of pressure.

It was sink or swim.

“maybe it’ll work, maybe it won’t, but it’ll be FUN”

Flashback to that Tom Cruise Scientology interview 🤣:

It really is … Fun.

Is it improper to do “Disengage” too early in a discussion?

I’m just another Internet random but, FWIW, I don’t think it’s improper.

I read something recently that I think is relevant. It was just someone else’s hearsay, not a quote from a philosopher or someone famous or something, but worth paraphrasing here.

It went something like, “nice people are nice because they don’t have patience for bullshit.”

The context was an explanation that having boundless patience for, e.g., unproductive arguments, isn’t being nice—that’s just letting people walk all over you.

Being nice comes from the mental tranquility of knowing that you will not hesitate to walk away from unproductive pursuits.

taped it to one of the ear muffs of an analog headset