Finished up the last session of my 3-shot intro of Scum and Villainy to my group that usually floats more dungeons and dragons.

Although by the end, the players ultimately weren’t as in love with the system as I am, a good time was had by all. The crew snagged a storm drive for a squeaky-voiced intern at HNN, committed war crimes against a bunch of suits who want to detonate stars for capitalism, and saved the crystalline princess of a galactic empire that was usurped by the current hegemon. It ended with two marriages, a simmering bromance, and a poor mystic jaded by the knowledge of what a projector is.

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donate me to an artsy goth who really wants to make a goblet out of bones for social media clout for all I care. Let a reclusive cannibal coven get a few pieces. Liquefy the rest and chuck it out a window. I’m dead, what do I care?

FIGHTING DISTRO LOGO TEAM

i’ve got no skin in this particular discussion, (I never watched naruto lol) but you might be interested in plague of gripe’s plague of gripes on naruto’s main character energy that he didn’t earn

stammer over my words and make a fool of myself, mostly. Oh, sorry, you said overcome? whoops sorry uh

use crystalariums to grow 100 jade. Head out to the desert trader on Sunday and trade them all for staircases, then just climb straight down to the bottom

I’m taking out a loan and heading out to the middle of nowhere to buy a bunch of seeds to plant on a desert island over the winter.

no map update this week, i’ve been eyeing other things.

I will say I’ve got plans however. I want to make four more sheds. One to grow Fairy Rose year-round in pots. Another to make Diamonds. Another to make Jade, and the last one, uhhh, i dunno. Maybe another brewery shack. I just want an even number, eheh. Part of me wants to make a dedicated preserves shack, but I just don’t produce enough cucumber roe for that, and salmonberry / blackberry jam doesn’t seem worth the investment.

Once I get the island hut repaired, I’m gonna go all in on year-round starfruit production too. I like my steady supply of Ancient Fruit, but I want some big numbers to make the fairy dust I’m gonna be producing worth it.

Hey!!

…yeah.

Of the trio of starter frames, I think I like playing Mag the most. Dropping a verdillac projectile into the Magnetize field feels good.

I think TTRPGs should be unbalanced. Balance is a construct of games, and the fictional worlds the players will interact with are less immersive when everything is predictably tuned and equal. I think the fiction of a rogue being about as good as a fighter at combat is stupid. I think rust monsters and undead creatures that hurt your stats are way better than dire boars and skeletons who just shoot you with bows. I think that when rocks fall, things should die. These all contribute to the fantasy world seeming more dangerous, more ‘real’, like a spectral hand isn’t shielding you from the worst the world has to offer.

I also recognize this is my dark fantasy bias yapping away

pants are haunted

I call her Freeza. Because it kind of sounds like fri-sun if you try to hamfist it

isn’t that the place with the freaky haunted pants?

yooooooo

I like the funky frankenstein’s warframe. I just wish they’d spend a little less time in skeleton form because I like how they look normally.

CDDA: it’s basically an immersive sim with zombies and mutants in an ascii new england. Sprites optional;

Stardew valley: haha ancient fruit wine go brrr;

Morrowind: whiff. whiff. cliff racer screech. the sounds of a wood elf screaming from the heavens and splattering on the pavement;

An SNES emulator: there’s like an entire library to play here;

There’s a button just nearby the map capture button that opens the screenshots folder

there’s a map capture button at the bottom of the options menu, it looks like a camera.