Now now, I’m not trying to be too cruel. Guy hasn’t done anything to upset me.

I just know in my heart that he will die like the rest of us.

I can’t wait to read “Longevity-Obsessed tech millionaire dies of natural causes at 72 years old.”

RIGHT IN THE NICK OF TIME

WAY TO GO YOU SAVED THE DAY

Holy hilarious, I hope the village people weren’t needing residuals for a comfy retirement.

This will be the last time they make money, I’d imagine.

Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione

This is short sighted.

Hungry folks’ anger knows no limits. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Targeting the growing homeless population. Don’t let it confuse you for anything else.

Until you provide an easy solution for grandparents to watch their grandkids grow up, meta will have a captive generation and a half.

If you buy two subscriptions you get 1.5x the protection. Unfortunately there are diminishing marginal returns.

For regular insurance. You, my friend, if sounds like you want the premium insurance. It’s just $24.99 /mo + a one time $200 activation fee.

The premium insurance has no diminishing marginal returns and you can buy as many as you’d like! However, they all must be activated individually.

Scams? In LA?

WELL, Not if you buy my scam insurance. $5 a month.

I believe that >90% of aita is not traffic at this point.

Sounds awfully woke

No no no, they added jobs*

*Uber drivers

Kremlin: no we got a 0-day on that, we want that now.

Sorry, but in general “not everybody needs it” isn’t a valid argument against a feature. Those that don’t need it are free to not using it.

Oh sorry, didn’t realize you were the arbiter of product design. Thank you so much for showing up to let us know!

Isn’t it kinda classic kgb shit to just kinda sow discord all around you as a part of your offensive strategy tho?

Cost efficacy.

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