date, no

marry, kinda

by the formerly homeless waitresses who have lost family to drugs, anyway

relax

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Completely wrong. Anarchists who hate cyberpunk and want the opposite. Ecologically-minded communitarians. Idealists and hard-nosed pragmatists both.

Right now? Yes.

Very picky. I don’t have time for duds.

Damn girl, you want ME for president.

I’m a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I’mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.

The scraps of my children’s uneaten breakfasts, so:

• half an egg sandwich

• the dregs of a bowl of oatmeal with maple syrup, mixed with whatever unsyruped oatmeal I can scrape out of the pot

• about four apple slices and half a bagel

on days my spouse cooks breakfast. When I cook, everyone eats pancakes.

Breakfast diners, especially Greek ones. I order three eggs over medium and pancakes with extra butter. If they serve tea, I order hot tea.

No, just an uptick in complaints about it.

Makes me pretty proud if my subscription list, honestly.

Does Dwarf Fortress count? I’ve been following it since 2008.

A pattern of tardiness. Every time.

It’s my day off, I’m exhausted.

why indeed?

Me? I’m nobody.

nuttin’, wassa tankie wit’ you?

Justin Amash, Zohran Mamdani, JB Pritzker, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, Greta Thunberg, my brother the historian, Chuy Garcia, Tammy Duckworth, Tom Daschle, Chance the Rapper, Dave from the movie Dave…

I could pick a random person off the street in my neighborhood and they’d be better than the current President. But if I had to pick just one I guess I’d pick Tammy Duckworth, since she’s the most likely to win reëlection.

This is why I only have one of everything.

I wait tables, but I also don’t own a car. So I walky kids to school, I walk to the supermarket, but I also take walks for recreation.