It isn’t

Her sister is a trot who keeps trying to sell us newspapers

She prefers the term “capitalist roader”

We’ve been through this before. I had to wear the hat and plaque. It didn’t help our relationship one bit

I wish this was a bit

What did the pigeons do to deserve this!?

She keeps life interesting

She likes Gonzalo tho

That’s how our last argument ended, and now I’m sleeping on the couch “like a dog” (but we don’t even have a dog!)

I’ve tried to get her to read his address to the Third Plenary Session of the Eleventh Central Committee of the CPC but she refuses. She just quotes Maos little red book at me.

She just calls me a social imperialist when I bring it up

This isn’t a joke and it’s not funny. It’s breaking apart our relationship