Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

Is it “happy 9/11” or “merry 9/11”?

Dibs on the elephant dildo

That guy has never done anything to help me

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.

Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet

They were jumping beans. Nature’s vibrator

Both gram negative, I’d assume

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

Plop plop

Plop plop plop

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can’t be mad at me

Wouldn’t a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

Yes, we all have a closet filled with Waters brand chromatographs

opens up the meat locker

Wheeeeeee!

Mom! Bart’s fissioning!