CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days agoYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square1fedilink
NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 13 days agoYou sneeze every time someone has sex.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down12
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou sneeze every time someone has sex.NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days agoYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Arthur @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agoNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down12
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squareArthur @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Kevin@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agoYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squareKevin@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square1fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down12
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Matombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squareMatombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square3fedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoYou always know the exact direction of Pluto.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareYou always know the exact direction of Pluto.plus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square4fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoYou can see body fluid stains on hotel bedding (and other surfaces)-- ALWAYSplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down11
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou can see body fluid stains on hotel bedding (and other surfaces)-- ALWAYSplus-squaregregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agoThe ability to turn dead leaves into bland, sugarless chewing gum without any discernible flavormessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to turn dead leaves into bland, sugarless chewing gum without any discernible flavorgregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square3fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoThe ability to poo glass shards at willplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to poo glass shards at willplus-squaregregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square1fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agocats respect you, but still ignore youmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down11
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squarecats respect you, but still ignore yougregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agodairy products spoil when you touch themmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squaredairy products spoil when you touch themgregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoyou can poo any color you want, including glitter/sparkles (but it's still poo)message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareyou can poo any color you want, including glitter/sparkles (but it's still poo)gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square4fedilink
spiderwort@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoyou can see air.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareyou can see air.plus-squarespiderwort@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Maven (famous)@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoYou can turn into a lamp... Onceplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareYou can turn into a lamp... Onceplus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
spiderwort@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agoYou can effortlessly convince yourself of literally anything.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareYou can effortlessly convince yourself of literally anything.spiderwort@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square7fedilink
SJ0@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 9 months agoThe rizzler -- his superpower is using bad pickup linesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe rizzler -- his superpower is using bad pickup linesplus-squareSJ0@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agoYou can jump 2 feet higher than normal on Tuesdaysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can jump 2 feet higher than normal on Tuesdaysplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
