Totally fair and fine to not totally logically engage with a fucking 4chan post rofl, thats probably actually good for your mental health.

I am just pedantic by way of autism =p

Also, were the cans of juice to flash boil and explode at the exact time the oven was opened, spraying everyone with like 400 to 500 degree syrup… that’d almost be as bad as the fucking deep fryer scene from Watchmen, that’d be fucking horrifically painful and could blind you :X